Disney's “Woke Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - Prelude To War" Episode 4 - Author & show runner John C.Thomas 10/18/21. Draft Synopsis 13. rewrite #47
Only a small part of this “reboot” deals with the original 1964 antiquated, misogynist Rudolph and introduces the more accurate strong females in the story. It begins with the now suddenly skilled in a gluten free peaceful form of Akido, the little utilized & awesome Clarice. Clarice is featured in a more prominent with more impact in this one. She has a larger role in helping Rudolph transition into a more inclusive society that accepts him. She shows him why he is a victim because of the racist citizens of the American influenced north pole who shunned him because of his shiny red nose- a result of early vaping due to being forced to accept a single gender identity - ANNND uncomfortable weekends with a 'touchy feely' Santa. She always saves the day in this one. The viewer is shown Clarice easily defeating the money hungry, greedy Capitalist Yukon Cornelius freeing the enslaved dog hostages.
Meanwhile on the Island of the Misfit toys, the CIS raggedy Ann doll Dolly points out to a reporter that many dolls and creatures are actually gender neutral or gender fluid and won't conform to King Moonracer's MIGA- "Make The Island Great Again" agenda. Grabbing the grape jelly squirt gun and waving it frantically over her head, she/her becomes triggered at teh preception of the reporter's confusion & leads the toys on continent wide marches/protests against inequality at the north pole using 'De-fund the white Santa!" as their rally cry, They occupy, peacefully loot, and burn down much of the north pole, exasperating the already worsening climate change going on there. The frustrated elves aren't making a living wage and are mandated to take vaccinations at the COVID ravaged toy conglomerate or be thrown out of teh village. Forced to squat at the greener parts of the North Pole. The good news is that they use stimulus checks and COVID subsidies to start their own successful CBD/Hemp empire. King Moonracer decides that the citizens of the North Pole want HIM as their ruler instead of Santa. After leading most of the post election polls, Santa wakes up the next day to find out he lost the election and has to leave the north pole capital in a few days, on January 6th. Santa directs the The Elf Foreman, also known as The Head Elf or The Boss Elf, to stop harassing the North Pole's only Trans dentist and concentrate on his final act as leader. He tells him he has an "Ace" up his sleeve and then mutters something about "the enemy of my enemy..."As King Moonracer decides to convince the citizens of his now corrupt island to revamp their priorities and spend trillions of his new currency he calls 'bitcoin" to "Build Back The North Pole Better". Moonracer introduces the North Pole's NEW enforcer, the hero Clarice Pelosi who saved countless lives thwarting that capitalist Yukon Cornelius. As Clarice was about to approach the mic and sing that horrible "There's Always Tomorrow", the new regime's theme and motto, a large group of masked genetically inferior toys appear and begin storming Moonracer's capital building. Startled that his former subjects have turned against him, an overconfident leader directs the bad-ass Clarice to defend him and his building against the growing Army of unmasked, un-vaccinated, misfit toys. Some of the misfit toys make it to and inside Moonracer's capital building where his coronation is to be held. Clarice raises her hoof and addresses the rebelling misfit toys pleading to them to "stand down" and that they have to give King Moonracer's mandates a chance. They have to approve and pass his edicts BEFORE they can know what's in them. Just then, a Bonnie Rait sounding raspy voice is heard shouting "Moonracer's gonna ruin the North Pole with his crazy out of control social spending and his "open border" policy allowing tens of thousands of undocumented elves into the North Pole. Elves with their COVID and vaccination status totally unknown, NO MORE!!" Emerging from the parting gender neutral and/or gender fluid beings is none other than SJW Dolly, with a crying grape jelly squirt gun holstered at her side. This episode ends as Dolly and Clarice stare each other down.
Postlude:
After the credits roll, the scene shifts back to the confrontation between Clarice & Dolly , except from a viewpoint that's a considerable distance away. We see a shadowed figure from behind being briefed by a disfigured half mechanized fowl."Lieutenant Fritz Huhnmörder reporting. Emissaries have just arrived from King Friday The 13th's kingdom. No word as to when we can take possession of the defecting scientists Wallace & Gromit." Also no further sightings of "Jack" have been reported". We then see the unidentified shadowy figure lean into the nearby form of a skinny, bright green amphibian with bulging eyes and with a garbled voice whispers "Have your Muppet army gather as many of the conquered Fraggles as possible for the next phase of the plan now that we're about to control the north” referencing the Clarice/ Dolly confrontation. The shadowy figure turns and walks away from the group mumbling "Soon, there'll be no place that annoying 'Pumpkin King' can hide...”
Cut to black.
