HAPPY TUESDAY!

I return to work tomorrow. I'm about 50%- which is really better than some days I've worked, LOL!!

Anyway, here's what I saw last night for today- a day of SHOCKING events!!!

Motley Crue Front man Vince Neil has been arrested in Las Vegas for DUI. SHOCKING! So was Ex-"Melrose Place" star Amy Locane. WHO?!?!!?

The Federal Trade Commerce says scammers stole millions, using virtual companies- REALLY?!?!?! SHOCKING!

The Texas and Arizona governors are of course criticizing Obama's bandage for the border decapitation. I mean 524 National Guard troops to the border.

Steve Carell tells Variety: Next season is definitely my last on "The Office".

Marvel Comics is launching a TV division. Former "Heroes," "Lost" and "Smallville" writer Jeph Loeb will run the division charged with bringing Marvel comics to the small screen.

Speaking of Marvel Comics, Academy Award winner Tommy Lee Jones has joined the cast of "Captain America: The First Avenger," taking on the role of US Army Colonel Chester Phillips. Phillips is the character who recruits Steve Rogers into the program.

Hip-hop star Method Man pleaded guilty to a tax-evasion charge Monday, writing a chec k on the spot for the final $40,000 restitution payment after owing about $106,000.The former Wu-Tang Clan member was arrested Oct. 9 on charges he failed to pay state and personal income taxes. He pleaded guilty to a charge of attempted failure to pay tax. He was sentenced to a conditional discharge, which means the arrest will be purged from his record if he stays out of trouble.

Here's a sign of pop hell - a week after reaching the chart's summit, Katy Perry's "California Gurls," featuring Snoop Dogg, rewrites the mark for most weekly plays in the 17-year history of Billboard's Pop Songs radio airplay chart. "California Gurls" logged 11,816 plays among the survey's 132 panelists, an average of 90 plays per station ( you hear the song every 1 hour, 51 minutes) , in the chart's tracking week of June 21-27, according to Nielsen BDS. The song passes the 11,224 plays tallied by previous record-holder Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" on the chart dated Feb. 6, 2010.

BTW Katy Perry is topless in the Enquierer magazine. I have pics- WHOO-HOO!

Here are some honest to God, no joke movies on the horizon- Battleship, Magic 8 ball, Rock Em Sock em robots, and Facebook's Mafia Wars game will be turned into a movie.

And when repetitive stories about the Gulf disaster and Kagan confirmation farce gets old, they do stories like THIS- A hiker who was attacked by a black bear in eastern Kentucky said he was about to stab the animal in the eye with his pocket knife when another hiker threw a day pack at the bear and distracted it!

Need international intrigue? - Representatives from China and Taiwan met Tuesday before they were to sign a broad trade deal drawing their economies closer, which Beijing hopes could lead to political accommodation six decades after the rivals split amid civil war. BORING!

How about a STUDY? Hot blobs of magma - the searing liquid rock beneath the Earth's crust - can spread slow-moving ripples that soar hundreds of meters high across the Earth's surface, a new study suggests. This phenomenon, which works on geologic time scales, may explain relatively rapid pre-historical changes in sea level that occurred without the typical waxing and waning of the polar ice sheets, which hold and release water on scales of thousands and millions of years. This unexplained sea level rise is one of geology's oldest mysteries. The Scottie beamed them all aboard and they were saved!

What's up with you?